A pink pig in Mud who was "walked all over"

Well I ended up in Nha Trang to soak up some sun on the beach. And soak up sun I did. I'm a little pink. Thanks to a cool breeze on a hot day. You'd think I have a little bit of Know when it comes to the sun...Especially being from Queensland..But no I admit it I'm sunburnt. So today I decided to take my self off to the Mud Spa and soak up therapeutic Mud into my sore pores.
It started with stripping down to my swimmer in front of millions. Well not quite and they were all doing the same. A quick mineral shower and off to roll in the mud. I sat in a bath a soaked in Mud. I had in on my face, my hair and places I thought I'd never have mud. Next step is to bake the mud hard in the sun until you feel like you could crack. Mission accomplished I was back under the mineral shower trying to dislodge mud from everywhere. Then it was a soak in a hot tub full of hot mineral water goodness at some ridiculous temperature. Oh I forgot. I passed through a water therapy jet spray before hitting there tub. Then after soaking till y skin was red I hit the pool. I dived in expecting a cool refreshing temp but no, it was 36 degrees. I almost lost my breath and my top. Well I did lose my top!But covered it well.
I decided to top of my day of self indulgence I'd get me a massage. So off I went and laid myself out on the massage table when in a wondered a pint sized woman. She was to be my massuse. Away we went and there is one thing I have learnt...To have no expectations. This massage was good! She whacked, pumbled and dug her little hands all over me. Then she walked on me and used her feet to dig in to places that I didn't even know were sore. After what some would call torture, I had a steam bath. This is basically a steamroom that smells of lemongrass with the temp so hot you may die. I sweated out the last of my mud from my pores had a shower and went back to my hotel for some relaxation.
It's hard work being pampered you know!